1. yell, "Hey, what's shakin?" to my overweight friends.
2. drink Coffee.
3. give up Diet Coke forever.
4. shout from a dressing room, "Could you get me a size zero?"
5. stop worrying about my children.
6. walk into a restaurant and order alcohol.
7. go skydiving.
8. say to my family, "Please line up according to weight".
9. say to my family, "Please line up according to intelligence".
10. change in public.
There you have it. What about you?
2 comments:
I will never shout "Could you get me a size zero?" from a dressing room, either. In fact, any size I might need is not one I would want to broadcast to anyone else, so I would just get it myself!
I would be extremely elated just to get to a single number size!
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